My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
operation harelip BJ is a go
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Randomize
