I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
last night I used snow as a chaser
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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