I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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