I'd wear matching sweaters with you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Randomize
