I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Blood and glitter go together right?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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