so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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