You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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