i barfeds in our rink
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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