talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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