You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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