Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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