Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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