Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...