She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I want to fling myself into the sun