im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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