girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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