sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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