waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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