I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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