One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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