Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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