Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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