And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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