I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...