using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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