3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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