Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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