Having a random hookup so left but love u
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
