At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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