I heard we made out
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
