She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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