I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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