Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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