its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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