This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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