It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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