Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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