we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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