glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
as a side note pls kill me
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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