It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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