Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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