If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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