his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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