Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She announced her abortion via fbk
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The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Randomize