Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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