I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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