so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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