Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want to make a zoo with you.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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