What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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