So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We got so high we made milksteak
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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