So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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