I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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