im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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