He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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