? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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