Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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